Balls.
When you build a machine, you can measure it's ultimate performance in the context of whatever it's job is - in this case the speedy processing of 1s and 0s - in the size of theoretical spheres of power, potency and hardness, colloquially known as "balls". This CPU has balls alright, and they are as large as they are steely. These balls contain a white hot liquid performance unlike any other, guaranteed to fertilize your mother(board) with virile bits of information.
10/10 would process again.
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